We pulled into a petrol station behind them and they invited us to join
them for the journey to Imola. That was the best thing we could have
done as they were a great bunch. Left to right James and David in a
blue 'W' reg Cooper Sport, Cuan and Richard in a 'V' reg Clubman (known at
the time as 'Sh!t Brown'), Ben and Mark in a 'P' reg Equinox with a union
jack roof (rebadged as a Cooper as they thought a purple Equinox was a bit
poofy), and Sputnik on the right. The girls who'd had the wheel nut
problem joined us briefly at the petrol station and told us their car was
called Heidi as it's reg no. was HDE. 'Sh!t Brown' was then
rechristened by Cuan as her number was CBL - so she became fondly known as
Cybil.
As the Italian job is all about raising money for children's charities
and getting sponsorship for the run, Cybil had been provided free of
charge by a local garage when Cuan had been looking for sponsors.
Apparently he had thought he was getting a new V reg car (1999/2000) so
Cybil had at 22 years young come as a bit of a shock to them. They
had been told she had only done 13,000 miles since new, so she was about
to have the journey of her life - and ours!
Cybil soon started to misbehave, stopping on the hard shoulder
somewhere between Calais and Reims with no power. On investigation
the electrics under the bonnet seemed sound, so the battery was
checked. There was a strange smell of rotten eggs in the car, and on
opening the boot we found steam pouring out of the battery which had run
dry. Bottles of mineral water came to the rescue to refill it, so
after a brief encounter with the motorway police where we thought we'd all
get locked up, we continued, only to stop again a short distance down the
road. We found that she was losing power when her lights or
indicators were used, so planned the convoy in such a way as we could
cover her without lights for a while until we got a replacement
battery. Luckily it was still fairly light at that time. There were
a few more stops before we managed to find a garage with batteries, with
Cybil's battery being recharged from Ben and Mark's car. Eventually
we bought her a new battery and all seemed well ... for a while.
The guys had intended to aim for Basle that night, but all the stops
had set us back somewhat. We stopped for food just before Nancy at
around 10.00 p.m. and decided to find a hotel in town. Easier said
than done - there was some sort of convention on and we couldn't find any
rooms free - although eventually we found one three bedded room and were
considering how we could all squeeze into it. It was an interesting
prospect for Karen and I, the thought of sleeping with six men who we'd
only just met, although we felt we'd known them for ages by this
time. The guys could easily have dumped us at that time, and
we suggested that we leave them to find something else, but they wouldn't
let us. We found another room in a different hotel, so were
contemplating splitting between the two, but then decided we'd try to make
for Epinal and found a brochure with some Formula 1 hotels listed.
They had an automatic booking system where you could phone and book two
rooms at a time using a credit card and the phone buttons, luckily Ben
spoke really good French and phoned twice and was able to book four rooms,
although it seemed to take ages.
We set off for Epinal and found the hotel north of the town from the
map in the brochure. Unfortunately we then discovered there were
three Formula 1s in Epinal and the one we had booked was 20 miles to the
south. By this time it was after midnight and although this hotel
had space, we couldn't cancel the credit card booking on the other
one. Cybil's new battery had run out of power, confirming our
thoughts that the alternator had gone, so she had a quick charge from Ben
and Mark's car and off we set again. Unfortunately she couldn't use
her lights again, so we had to sandwich her between the Equinox and
Sputnik, with the Cooper Sport bringing up the rear, and drive really
closely along the dark motorway so Cybil could see where she was going,
but nobody could try overtake to nip in between us. Eventually we
got there and got into our rooms, but found that the automatic door code
on Mark and Ben's room wouldn't work, luckily there was another room free
that they managed to book, whether they'll ever get a refund on it we
don't know.